Marie Antoninette

QI informed me I could buy milk cups that resembled Marie Antoniette's breasts.
I did give a moment's pause as I considering finding a pair. (Of course a pair what poor sucker would buy a solo Marie Antoniette boob cup?)
Yet also struck me as one awesome reclining chair and unfurnished apartment away from being that guy.
And if you don't know that guy some of your friends do... or you maybe him.

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Champagne II

Ohh Mental Floss.
Why are you teaching me so much about Champagne?
Like why there seems to be so much in the US but not so much in the rest of the world.

The United States never ratified the Treaty of Versailles—not because of the champagne clause, but because the Republican-controlled Congress didn’t want to see the formation of a League of Nations. And so, in America, it is perfectly legal to call your sparkling wine “champagne.” In fact, you can call your gym shoes champagne, if you’d like. (What better way to exercise your freedom of speech!)

Yep learning more about Champagne then I thought I might need to.

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Cookies

Oddly enough getting tricked by oatmeal raisin cookies fills me with excitement when things taste different than I expect.

But I'm also quite odd.
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Why?

Why ban that dog it seems awesome.
Or at least ready to party.

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Grad School

..I had this odd feeling I'd fit in well in grad school

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Champagne

Interesting to read about why Champagne is used to christen ships.
But what get me is this

If ever you find yourself stuck christening a ship with a bottle that can take a beating, P&O (the British shipping and logistics company) chairman Sir John Parker, quoted in the same piece, suggests scoring the bottle with a glass cutter to to weaken it.

The more you know and what not.

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Wu Tang Clan

Even as far as pointless video game peripherals Wu Tang Clan ain't nothing to fuck with.

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Dance Break

Time to learn some of these dances

Compliments

I've got a new compliment to try out...

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Jettle

There's the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way.
Isn't that the wrong way?
But faster!

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