Boobs

Worked with a guy that looked a bit like Fez.
When he previously worked at the theme park his nickname was Fez.
It didn't work out.
Neither did my attempt to get his nickname to be, "The Mighty Flower".

Drinking?

The Chive is the douchiest site I check.
But buried among popped collars, over hyped masculinity, and jack assery are things like this.
I doubt I'd buy one of their shirts but I suppose I support some of their actions.
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