More Advice from Trent

Ahh Trent where would I be without you?

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Drinking time

I find nothing wrong with this statement.
Also the fact I do this might affect that too.

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DUI

Haven't been there and really hope to never be there.

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What this?

Ahh young impressionable drinking sung to a song from "Nightmare before Christmas".
What's not to love.

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Banned Vodka

Yesterday NPR told me about a vodka banned in Idaho.
Banned because may represent polygamy.
Banned in Idaho, distilled and sold in Utah... oh people!

Why Idaho banned the vodka:

"Products that we feel are marketed toward children, or are in poor taste with respect to out citizens will not be authorized for distribution," Idaho State Liquor Division Deputy Director Howard Wasserstein wrote in a letter to the Ogden distillery.

What Five Wives Feels

As for how people or state officials interpret the name and label, [Steve Conlin, Director of Marketing] said the company realizes that "people bring their own baggage to the label. We've never shied away from that." But polygamy wasn't the driving force behind the name or label, he said: "We were just searching for something to call our vodka ... with a nod to the historical West."

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Speed Hole

I've been doing this to cans of PBR, Rainier, Olympia, and other cheap beers since I rewatched MASH (the film) and saw them doing it to can of beer.
Mind it was before pull tabs but still, speed hole!

Damn you Miller!

Good...Drinks?

Alton Brown is my favorite person to come from the food channel.
If I'd allow it I'm sure he'd teach me to cook better.
But right now he's teaching me to make cocktails better.

Drinking?

The Chive is the douchiest site I check.
But buried among popped collars, over hyped masculinity, and jack assery are things like this.
I doubt I'd buy one of their shirts but I suppose I support some of their actions.
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Thanksgiving

Should have paid attention last week because then I'd have this ready on thursday.
As it is this might have to wait until x-mas.

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Drinking

Not being a wine drinker.
Lately I've taken to drinking it.
Slowly I'm developing a taste for it.
But maybe not quick enough.

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Welcome to the Future

There's an episode of Star Trek TNG where Scotty returns and is offered a synthahol drink which he pooh poohs then Data offers him a drink that is... green. Then he gets hammered, demands the computer show him the 1960s Enterprise and him and Picard share a drink.
Good times Mr. Scott.
Welcome to the future predicted by Roddenberry. All the flavor of whiskey but now of the fun.
This is like a faux Mullet. Business in the front annnnnd Business in the back.

This article brings up a very good point:

And as much as I love whiskey, it’s a rare breed that wants to drink an entire 355ml can in one sitting. That’s half a fifth, or around eight shots, in case you’re curious. Also, their marketing slogan is “Don’t drink and drive, unless it’s ArKay.” Seriously.

I suppose putting "Once you pop; you can't stop" might have been a bit much.

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