Teenage Poetry

In the future Angsty Teen Poetry will be written in Limericks.
On the plus side the poems will be shorter.
On the minus it'll be harder to not laugh.

My life's a hollow shell
For I started this life Hell
  unknown is my plight
  for I lost all my might
I drank from a poisoned well


We don't have lives in space
Instead we're stuck in this race
  chasing some money
  yet nothing is funny
Why should I keep up pace?

In the Future

Welcome to the Future

There's an episode of Star Trek TNG where Scotty returns and is offered a synthahol drink which he pooh poohs then Data offers him a drink that is... green. Then he gets hammered, demands the computer show him the 1960s Enterprise and him and Picard share a drink.
Good times Mr. Scott.
Welcome to the future predicted by Roddenberry. All the flavor of whiskey but now of the fun.
This is like a faux Mullet. Business in the front annnnnd Business in the back.

This article brings up a very good point:

And as much as I love whiskey, it’s a rare breed that wants to drink an entire 355ml can in one sitting. That’s half a fifth, or around eight shots, in case you’re curious. Also, their marketing slogan is “Don’t drink and drive, unless it’s ArKay.” Seriously.

I suppose putting "Once you pop; you can't stop" might have been a bit much.

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