Thursday, April 5, 2012

Red Carpet


Yep royalty staying dignified even when introduced to muppets.
Well done.
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Way Too Late Cover Fix

Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Newcastle


Once in Vegas my friend Lizzy brought a 24 pack of Newcastle in case we wanted to drink in the room when we ran out of money. While taking the elevator up an old man said he couldn't remember the last time he had a Newcastle.
She gave him one.
Later she ran into him again and he thanked her because he had forgotten how good it was.
Being the Beer Fairy is awesome
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Plot Hole?


Good point brought to you by the douchiest shit I check.
The Chive

Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Wait...what?


That's not a guy playing a vuvuzela it's the Angel Moroni and it designates the deceased as a Mormon.
I certainly felt a fool before I knew that.

Toddlers and Tiaras



During my last off season at Knott's Berry Farm I had the opportunity to work a toddler beauty pageant.
It was one of the worst events I've ever worked.
I only helped with a bit of the in and out but seeing those people. Listening to the mother/ daughter interaction I seemed to be in a horror film.
Even today, many bad experiences later, I still point to that one as the worst.

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Buy In?


I own a tv but don't really watch anything over the air.
Last week I hung out with a gal and we watched some tv.
Real tv, not netflix, hulu, on demand, or dvds, but stuff broadcast at that moment.
I had nearly forgotten about commercials.
I remember these ads but now I wonder if the Colonel had a comic book about his Jedi adventures.

Monday, April 2, 2012

Dalek Relaxation


If this doesn't exterminate stress I don't know what will.

Sell out


Someday George Lucas might be content with the amount of money people have given him over the years.
Until then he's gonna make as much money off his trademarks as possible.