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Good...Drinks?

Alton Brown is my favorite person to come from the food channel.
If I'd allow it I'm sure he'd teach me to cook better.
But right now he's teaching me to make cocktails better.

Albuquerque

Weird Al, the Simpsons, and Bugs Bunny can't be wrong about this New Mexico city.

Password

...Might be time to change my password.

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So not really a music video but a great scene

Coast to Coast AM

I've been listening to Coast to Coast AM off and on for perhaps seven years.
In Lake City I remember being excited about how easy it was to tune in and then it disappeared.
At least off AM.
Imagine my surprise when I adopted Ranita and talked to the gal from Castaway Cats about Coast to Coast. Then I looked online and found it was now on FM in Seattle.
So much clearer.
Still feel I need a second radio so I don't wake up to their dull radio shows but so far haven't found one at goodwill I like.

Drinking?

The Chive is the douchiest site I check.
But buried among popped collars, over hyped masculinity, and jack assery are things like this.
I doubt I'd buy one of their shirts but I suppose I support some of their actions.
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In the summer of '01 I remember when this got big in Southern California.
Then I went back to New Mexico for school.
As Carmen and I traveled along I-10 it felt like this song followed us.
Each station claiming it was the first time it was played.

Roadrunner

Why didn't I take my picture with this while I was in NM last week?

Busty Girl Perks

Nearly every busty girl I've known do this.
A few that aren't busy also do this.
I remember before cell phones I knew a girl named TC that would keep her ID and some cash in her bra for when she went to shows.
But that was a simpler time.
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Field Gun

Saw this and honestly it's rather amazing.
Just one of those examples of team work and speed that's really amazing to watch.
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Punks don't use banks

Ahh Vivian I wanted to be you.
But fear I'm more Rick.
Oh well...

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Remember when Ska was big?
Well I do.
But I was never matching band cool.

My New Friend?

I think me and this cat would have a good time.
Drinking beers, eating dumplings, complaining about lack of silly straws.
It'll be awesome.
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Man....

I would have been a disappoint to this person.
Although there is a mix of reactions when I say I would in theatre.
Some impressed.
Some confused.
Some think I'm an actor.
Some really think I'm an actor*.
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*I'm pretty sure they're flirting with me.

Bear Alert App

Why isn't there an app to alert people to bear activity?
When will app makers realize the weakness in our phones?

I'd eat there...

If I didn't think it had been made by photoshop.
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I wouldn't be surprised if my cat believed herself to be a God Empress.
Very little about cats supposed superiority would surprise me.
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Henri's Ennui

It's a rough life for a cat.
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Big Red Button

I swear Ren and Stimpy did something about a large red button and would one of them push it.
I believe they did.
And hilarity ensued.
Regardless I'm a natural born button pusher so I'd push it.

Wrastlin'

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Sweatpants

Sometimes it's a good day to die and sometimes it's a good day to wear sweatpants.
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Diseases Making A Comeback

Mental Floss has a list of Old-School Diseases that are coming back.
Got this image from it and while I knew a few of these, and even knew someone that got gout.
I will say I'm not concerned I might get rickets... stupid theatre lifestyle.
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Resurrection Watch

Thank you I Heart Chaos bringing me all my up to the minute resurrection news.

Stuff I Send My Mom

Been a while since I've sent my Mom something like this.
Hopefully it brightens her day.
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Tattoo Choices

I tend to drink decaf when I go out around midnight, would like some coffee but don't want the chance of being up super later.
That and I generally get a fresh cup of coffee instead of something that's been sitting on the burner since 10am.
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Red Carpet

Yep royalty staying dignified even when introduced to muppets.
Well done.
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Newcastle

Once in Vegas my friend Lizzy brought a 24 pack of Newcastle in case we wanted to drink in the room when we ran out of money. While taking the elevator up an old man said he couldn't remember the last time he had a Newcastle.
She gave him one.
Later she ran into him again and he thanked her because he had forgotten how good it was.
Being the Beer Fairy is awesome
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Plot Hole?

Good point brought to you by the douchiest shit I check.
The Chive

Wait...what?

That's not a guy playing a vuvuzela it's the Angel Moroni and it designates the deceased as a Mormon.
I certainly felt a fool before I knew that.

Toddlers and Tiaras

During my last off season at Knott's Berry Farm I had the opportunity to work a toddler beauty pageant.
It was one of the worst events I've ever worked.
I only helped with a bit of the in and out but seeing those people. Listening to the mother/ daughter interaction I seemed to be in a horror film.
Even today, many bad experiences later, I still point to that one as the worst.

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Buy In?

I own a tv but don't really watch anything over the air.
Last week I hung out with a gal and we watched some tv.
Real tv, not netflix, hulu, on demand, or dvds, but stuff broadcast at that moment.
I had nearly forgotten about commercials.
I remember these ads but now I wonder if the Colonel had a comic book about his Jedi adventures.

Dalek Relaxation

If this doesn't exterminate stress I don't know what will.

Sell out

Someday George Lucas might be content with the amount of money people have given him over the years.
Until then he's gonna make as much money off his trademarks as possible.

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