Code Brown

...never much cared for "Drop the kids off at the pool" for a variety for reasons.

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More Advice from Trent

Ahh Trent where would I be without you?

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Xmas

I remember buying the Jethro Tull Christmas Album.
Quite a lame experience given that I wasn't a huge fan of Christmas carols but I was of Jethro Tull.
Although since I found Jethro Tull Radio hearing the Christmas Album isn't as awesome.
Mostly because many of those songs appeared on other albums and they get a fair bit of play.
Especially Christmas Song and Another Christmas Song.

While My Guitar Gently Weeps

Maybe the best cover of this song.

Now with more Dwarves

CollegeHumor's Favorite Funny Videos

Geek Love

A while ago a socially awkward shy girl called me extrovert.
Made me feel weird.
Triumph?

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Charlie Brown School of Dance

Batman

...guess I'll need new lyrics.

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My Dad Can Relate

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New Job

I wonder if they'd cover relocation...

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Chanukkah

Heard this on NPR a few years ago.
I really like it.
Yeah too bad it didn't explode like some x-mas songs.

Hufflepuff

Poor lumbering badger of mediocrity.

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Stagehands

...So much has changed but what's more interesting is what hasn't.
This job remains mostly the same.
But now it's not common to see someone walking around with cigarettes in their mouth.
Unless it's a roadie at a rock concert.

Trucker Songs

Why are there so many songs about truckers?

Baby Food

I do enjoy beets.
But I need to remember when I eat them

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Pizza Entendre

Oh yeah that's hot... and make that pizza hot too...
mmmm Delicious.

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Hello Ladies

Don't let me disrupt you

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Drinking time

I find nothing wrong with this statement.
Also the fact I do this might affect that too.

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Hey Arnold

I would watch the hell out of this film.

Climate

I remember freezing in SoCal when it was in the 60s.
Now in Seattle 60s are a beautiful time to be outside.

Amazing the difference.

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Internet

Yep it does feel that way on the internet most days.

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Ordinary Man

I've been thinking about Hostess going out of business.
Whether labor or management is to blame is a moot point because a lot of people are losing their jobs and a cultural product is going away.
Still there's a group better off because of the failing of that company and that doesn't seem right.

Misheard Lyrics

Luckily it's not 2000 and "Blue" isn't heard as often as it once was.
At least by me.

Questions

My roommate got sent this from an internet dating site.
Interesting choice cyber beau
Interesting choice...
Isn't it "Getting drunk in the rain"?

Ode to Dylan, Bob

Obamanos

Oh New Mexico.
I miss you

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WTLMVF

Long forgotten memories of the Tom Kat Lounge...
My last Haunt I spent far too much time there.
Like nearly every night of the week too much.
I had fun, yes, but maybe spent too much money there. Still it was good times at that time and space.

Metal

Maybe it is time to bring back 80s speed metal.

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WTLMVF: Butt Rock-tober

It night not be Butt Rock but I'm fucking sick of this song.
Kind of like Rascal King by the Mighty Mighty Bostones.
I owned a game where that was a featured track.
By "featured" I mean it was played near constantly over the course of a level.
...Still Rogue Trip was fun.

Voting

Vote.
Read some of the facts and make a decision.
Or if that's too much just vote by party.
In the end vote.

Stephen Fry

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Friday

Time for most people to celebrate.
Not me I got more work tomorrow.

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My Dad Can Relate

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Chopsticks

Now I want to go to Sushiland... or any other sushi go round.

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Halloween Lights

Someday I'll do this.
Mind it'll be with some theatrical lights, dimming system, and board.
Still it'll be sweet.

DUI

Haven't been there and really hope to never be there.

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Convertion

The number of times I've lacked the proper measuring cup or spoon and then had to do the math.

On the bizarre flipside I generally know the conversation of gallons to cups and even to ounces... hey got to have some ability.

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Infiltration

Having the proper attitude is paramount when infiltrating a group.

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WTLMVF: Butt Rock-tober

...Just shut up...
please

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Popeye

Well I'm not going to be unsee that.

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Easier as a Latino

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Bacon Shortage

Whether real or not this is still funny.

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Precedent

I missed the most recent presidential debate because of work.
Which sucks because there was a beer garden at the Armory and several plasma tvs.
Question remains was it a lame beer garden or an awesome one.

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Time to Kill?

Why not watch this film about people waiting to watch some metal?

WTLMVF: Butt Rock-tober

I remember when this song was pretty much everywhere.
That was a pretty shitty summer.

Romney Style

Ok done with this whole gangnam style thing... for now.
Although it was interesting when I worked a wedding (truly a bit of a nerd wedding) and this video had just become popular and the attendants knew the dance.
Oh Nerds... you're so nerdy.

I said what?

Ahh Devil's Panties.
Maybe not my favorite comic but one I've been following for years.
I do like the autobiographical nature of it.
But the problem with it, and growing up in general, is the whimsy of early episodes was lost.
Like the brown squirrel one.
Man that makes me laugh even today.

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Sweaters

While I prefer button ups this is a great argument for pull overs.

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Movie Lines

Seems like most blockbuster feel they warrant a midnight release line.
I don't agree with this practice.
First off you need something that fires up a subgroup.
Star Wars does that well.
Still I doubt any of these people missed a month of work to see Lucas' Masterpiece.
But I could be wrong.

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Blaxican

When a friend found out I'm Jewish he asked if I made Jew-xican food.
I came up with a few ideas.
But none that may have been as good as this.

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Arizona

During the summer we had a cold snap and it was in the 50s.
Look at Phoenix, where a friend lived, and the daytime highs were in the 100s.
So glad I left that area.

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Milhouse

I say this from time to time.
I do relate to Milhouse.

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Friday

Time to make the best of it.

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WTLMVF: Butt Rock-tober

Bike Lane

I have a slight fear that this might be tried on the Burke Gilman Trailbik.
Right now Cyclists hate giving way to pedestrians and during summer, with all the casual cyclists, it got really tough.
Then again when a gaggle of pedestrians walk 4 abreast taking over the whole trail they're being jerks.
And I can't drive my car down it.
... As Lincoln said, "You can please some of the people all the time and jerk the rest off."

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Those were the days

When a doll could be sold advertising it comes with a cassette.
As if that were a big deal.
*sigh*
So long ago.

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Apps

Funny how it went from programs to apps but never really ended.

Friendship Bracelets

Be careful because if Belding starts wearing one they'll be uncool an you'll need a new product.
What's happened before will happen again.

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Sign

...the best fake sign for Mass Transit I could come up with was replaced the "BC" in Amtraks "Mingle to Vancouver BC" to a "WA".
Yep pretty lame

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Cats

After a month or so my roommate informed me that many of my things were now her's because her things were on top of them.
Apparently my roommate is a cat in a human costume.

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SISMM

My vision sucks.
I now fear the flurry of claws as I dry my hands on a cat.

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Star Wars

I feel Lucas has enough of my money.
Not to sat some of my money may not end up in his pocket in the future but for right now I'm going to let the whole Star Wars thing go.
It's great because of what we bring to it but I don't see any reason to have a "Read More You Must" Day.
Then again I got into reading when I picked up Goosebumps by R.L. Stein so I shouldn't judge.
And there's worse things to read.

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WTLMVF: Butt Rock-tober

Yep it continues

New Pet

Bigger question is how my cat will behave around the new fox friend.

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Soda Fountain

I found myself cruising Wikihow and wondering about the people that write these entries.
Are they the ones that live in infomericals that have problems with everyday things.
Like opening cans, making beds, or using a soda fountain.
Maybe this is a joke.

A really elaborate joke that contains the instructions instructions:

1.Pay for the Soda at the Counter
2. Place the empty cup, hole side up, under the ice dispenser and use the cup to apply gentle pressure to the activating lever.
3.Decide which drink you want, then use your cup to push the activating lever directly below your drink of choice
4.Hold the glass (with the ice in it) under one dispenser at a time if you are going to mix sodas, or under just the one of your choice if you are only going to get one
5.Select the size cover or lid meant the size drink you paid for and place it on the cup securely.

I never would have guessed... really never would have.
And warnings... and tips... man alive Wikihow you amuse me to no end.
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Tacos

I've heard the fish tacos at the Wildrose are pretty damn good.
But I wouldn't know.

( Natalie Dee... of course)

Friday...

A labor group I follow on the Facebooks posted this.
Seemed quite fitting.
Especially on Friday.

SISMM: Birthday

It's my Mom's birthday.

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Grab my (Insert thing to be grabbed)

Seen these off and on for a while now.
Some get a chuckle.
Most require an search to know what they are referring to.
I get this one.
Also regret not being the flight path as the Shuttle went to LA.
Sad days but I plan to see it when I go south... at some point.

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Tattoo

I liked Doug but I doubt I'd get a tattoo of it.
...Now "Angry Beavers" I'd consider as long as we're talking about poor decision nostalgia tattoos.

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WTLMVF: Butt Rock-tober

God I remember this coming out.
Didn't like it then.
Still not enjoying it.
But man does it get stuck in the old grey matter...

Remember When?

It wasn't as accepted to be an Apple Fan?
Especially if you were into video games?
How things have changed.

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Exploitation Now

I discovered webcomics in late '99 or early '00.
Finding Penny Arcade via a link on Gamespy.
Most were video game comics and quite nerdtacular.
Also most were pretty dull.
I did the standard rounds between Penny Arcade, Megatokyo, Mac Hall, RPG World a few others that have long since vanished.
Then I found a couple gag a day ones.
Of those Exploitation Now was my favorite.
I caught really early in it's run and was with it until the end.
While I liked the way Poe ended it I hoped he'd go back to it.
I didn't get into Errant Story but feel I should have but I couldn't help comparing it to Exploitation Now.

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Size Matters

Thank you Scandinavia and the World you have taught me so much about the Nordics.
At first it was which countries flags those were at Fred Meyer in Ballard but later it was my own cultural prejudices.
Also introducing me to odd and different music like this.

Oh New Mexico

That is the only qualified police office in Vaughn New Mexico.
This isn't some joke like the dog and cat mayors that crop up but a real tale of poor choices and corruption.

Nikka, a drug sniffing Belgian Malinos, is now top dog and sole officer of the Vaughn Police Department after chief Chris “Ernest” Armijo resigned Wednesday amid revelations he couldn’t carry a gun because of a felony conviction in neighboring Texas.
The only other human on the force, Brian Bernal, was convicted of battery in 2010 and was never certified or trained to be a police officer, town officials told KRQE. Noncertified officers can’t make arrests and can’t carry firearms.
That left Nikka, a fully credentialed, highly trained and sociable canine officer purchased this year with money borrowed from the New Mexico Finance Authority. However, Armijo never completed a required certification to handle her

Past all the humor of the sole office being a dog it's really a pretty tragic tale.
It's amusing to read but also the consequences could be pretty bad.


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Salad Spinner

Oddly enough I remember reading this some years ago.
Not sure when or where but since I don't wear a bra it didn't really sink in.
Yet when I read it again it on Busty Girl Comics I had an, "Oh yeah I remember that" moment.
Makes me wonder if salad spinner sales increased because of endowed women.

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Marie Antoninette

QI informed me I could buy milk cups that resembled Marie Antoniette's breasts.
I did give a moment's pause as I considering finding a pair. (Of course a pair what poor sucker would buy a solo Marie Antoniette boob cup?)
Yet also struck me as one awesome reclining chair and unfurnished apartment away from being that guy.
And if you don't know that guy some of your friends do... or you maybe him.

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